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All Hail Paul the OctopusPosted in Entertainment on 13 Jul 2010 |
 Written by Sungtae Park |
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Paul the Octopus, one of the most famous non-human celebrities, is finally on mobile!
For all you idiots who may not know, Paul the Octopus has successfully predicted the outcomes of every World Cup games involving Germany and also the finals between Spain and Netherlands. In fact, he may be the only truly verified psychic prophet of our time.
The life has never been easy for Paul after his amazing feat, however. Although Paul was celebrated as one of the icons of victory in Spain, many other people(most of whom belongs to the losing countries) have sent death threats against poor Paul, threatening to eat him in boiled or sauteed with a bit of hot sauce etc. The churches(except for the Spanish churches) have labeled the octopus a witch and a heretic, and the Italians are demanding his extradition to stand a trial for blasphemy because he was actually caught in waters off Italy.
While Paul the Octopus has retired at the moment from his aquarium prophet career, he has gone digital! The app “Ask the Octopus” basically lets you make up a question along with two alternatives for choices, and the legendary Octopus will choose the right answer.
Remember, Paul the Octopus is never wrong.
Some stupid sample questions I recommend
“Who is more useless? Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears?”(Oh wait, the app might crash trying to answer this one)
“If I skip the class today, will I get caught” Yes or no?”Am I adopted or not” Yes or no?
“Should I study for that stupid test or should I hit the party?” Party or the test
“Pot or crack?”
You get the point.
