WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!
MOSKOW, USSR – Good news, comrades! Finally, after years of struggle the Industrialization of the Soviet Union paid off. From the creators of the Communist Manifesto, the October Revolution and the Perestroika comes the best Soviet Union product since Kalashnikov – iStalin! Finally the people will have the privilege to create Soviet posters themselves and spread the communist glory!
Spread the joy of living under the communist regime!
The people can choose between different styles and papers that were approved by the communist party or place a photograph of Stalin or the symbols of the industrial proletariat – the hammer and sickle. There are some celebrity appearances including the comrades Lenin and Che. Last but not least, the people will be able to add different soviet slogans that tovarish Stalin personally picked.
Useful interface that resembles Tetris!
Soviet engineers gave their best to provide the people with an easy to use interface that increases the production of soviet posters by 120%. The camera of the iPhone apparatus can be used to take pictures that are not black and white anymore! The people can also choose between the communist party photos that appear to be on their iPhone/iPod Touch apparatus. After they manage to finish their job they can save their work and continue to work for the prosperity of the party.
What about support?
New stickers and texts will be added constantly so that the glory of the Soviet Union will be spread thorough the world. Updates will be completely free unlike those capitalist applications that want you to pay for each update. With capitalist applications one person exploits the other, with iStalin – it’s exactly the opposite. And remember – In the Soviet Union, iStalin buys you!
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